It is a film that operates on a razor-thin premise: two rival male figure skaters are banned from the sport, only to find a loophole that allows them to compete as the world’s first same-sex pairs team. On paper, it sounds like a one-joke sketch. In execution, thanks to the kinetic chemistry of its leads and a script that treats its absurd world with total seriousness, it becomes something far more enduring.
The supporting cast is equally stacked. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett play Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg, a brother-sister pairs team who are creepy, incestuously-tinged villains. They are the perfect antagonists—not because they are scary, but because they are disturbingly committed to winning, even as their routines involve synchronized emotional breakdowns. Jenna Fischer adds the heart as Katie, Jimmy’s love interest, while Craig T. Nelson delivers a masterclass in absurdist menace as Coach, screaming lines like, "There are no second acts in American figure skating!" with the intensity of a Shakespearean king. Blades of Glory
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A great sports movie needs great villains, and Blades of Glory delivers one of the most memorable antagonist duos in comedy history: Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg.